“Take me to your Lido” – Funny Cruise Shirt

"Take me to your Lido" - Funny Cruise Shirt

One time, a cruise ship’s captain was preparing for launch. From his perch atop the bridge, he used his binoculars to survey the scene. As he was giving his ship one last look-over, he saw a man boarding in this shirt. So impressed was he, that the captain personally went down and escorted the gentleman to the Lido Bar. He …

“Resting Beach Face” – Funny Vacation Shirt

"Resting Beach Face" - Funny Vacation Shirt

An object at rest tends to stay at rest unless acted upon by an outside force. In our case, these outside forces include sun, sand, calypso music and margaritas. Those four factors produce our best face. That face deserves to rest. That face also deserves this shirt. A wise man once said, “you must dress for success.” These are the …

“Muster Drill – Interrupting Bar Service Since 1972” Cruise Shirt

"Muster Drill - Interrupting Bar Service Since 1972" Cruise Shirt

Picture this… you’re taking your family for a well-needed cruise vacation. Halfway to the airport, you realize that you forgot your toothbrush. Then your flight is delayed. You sprint to catch your connecting flight and trip over your daughters ladybug suitcase and sprain your shuffleboard wrist. You’re profusely sweating while squeezing into the middle seat between two linemen-looking gentlemen. When …

“I’m Salty” – Cruise Accessory T-shirt

"I'm Salty" - Cruise Accessory T-shirt

Angry Sid the Sailor is a bit out of sorts. Why’s that you ask? Well, he works down by the wharf slinging sea-bass around all day. he watches the cruise ships come in and out of port. The passengers getting on and off the ship are are smiling from ear-to-ear and smell like coconut butter. Sid, however, has a pout …

“I Love Cruising” – Cruise Shirt

"I Love Cruising" - Cruise Shirt

I love to cruise, so I made this shirt. Then a few people said to me, “hey, where’d you get that shirt?” And I said, “I made it.” One guys replied, “I don’t believe you”… I didn’t bother arguing and left to get some pizza. But, the other two asked me to make one for them. So I did. They …

“I am your Captain Now” Cruise Shirt

"I am your Captain Now" Cruise Shirt

While it’s likely this cruise t-shirt won’t get you into the Bridge, it’ll for sure assert your domination over most other parts of the ship. When wearing this official Cruise On Tee, you’ll notice that your bartender serves colder ice, comedian tells funnier jokes, and piano-man hits higher notes. Even inanimate objects extend a greater level of respect… towel animals …

Cruise Vibes – Cruise Shirt

Cruise Vibes - Cruise Shirt

“Cruising” is not just the best type of vacation ever… it’s also a mindset. It’s swaying left and right as you walk down the hallway. It’s the feeling of pulling up to a new port. It’s sinking into the hot tub after a long day of adventures. There are so many unique and memorable experiences that make this such a …

Cruise Sayings – Official Cruise On Shirt

Cruise Sayings - Official Cruise On Shirt

Close your eyes and think back to your last cruise vacation. Picture yourself on the top deck, breathing in the air and listening to the calypso music. “Caw caw…” woah, did you hear that seagull? *sniff… do you smell that cocoanut scent? Take a second to remember the things you loved best about that cruise. Now jot those down and …

“Bon Voyage” Cruise Shirt

"Bon Voyage" Cruise Shirt

Picture this… you wake up at 6:30am to room service knocking on your cruise cabin door. You answer it and collect your hot coffee and a tropical fruit plate that smells like “vacation.” You slide open the balcony door to hear the sounds of waves and seagulls as you pull into port. It’s a bit chilly, so you grab your …

“Thalassophile” Cruise Accessories T-Shirt

"Thalassophile" Cruise Accessories T-Shirt

Hi, my name is Jeremy and I’m a thalassophile. It’s been 12 weeks since my last cruise. In the mornings, I’ll wake up expecting the sounds of wave crashing. Instead, I hear the Turnpike. I call my bedroom my “cabin.” I tried to make a towel animal and it slightly resembles a jellyfish. My attempts at ice-carving leave puddles of …