“Mermaids Love Mermosas” – Cruise Shirt

"Mermaids Love Mermosas" - Cruise Shirt

Everyone knows that mermaids require mermosas. Legend has it, Ariel wouldn’t even come on stage unless she’d thrown back a couple. In an exclusive interview with Sebastian, he was quoted as saying: “before Ariel had her ‘special breakfast,’ she was virtually indistinguishable from Ursula. But, a few mermosas in and she was the kind, sweet Ariel that the public knows …

Cruise Heartbeat – Cruise Accessory Shirt

Cruise Heartbeat - Cruise Accessory Shirt

Love cruising? This is a “must have” for the ultimate cruise fans out there. If you feel like cruising is truly a part of your life, show it off with this “Cruise Heartbeat” tee. On our last cruise vacation, we wore this shirt and could have sworn our heartbeats were in sync with the waves by week end. Cruise Shirt …

“Boat Hair Don’t Care” T-shirt

"Boat Hair Don't Care" T-shirt

We’re not out there to win beauty pageants. We cruise to breath in that salty air, let the sun do it’s thing, allow the ocean have its way, and to embrace our situations at the end of the afternoon. This T-shirt is for the cruiser that doesn’t give a ship about the messy situation she’s got up top. She’d rather …

“Cruise Mode” Cruise Shirt

"Cruise Mode" Cruise Shirt

Don’t ask me to make you breakfast. Don’t ask me to put down the toilet seat. Don’t ask me for help with the groceries. Do not ask me to finish my expense report by 4pm. Do not ask me if I paid the water bill. And don’t even think about asking me to do the dishes. Why? Because I’m in …

Cruise On – Official Cruise Shirt

Cruise On - Official Cruise Shirt

Picture this… you wake up at 6:30am to room service knocking on your cruise cabin door. You answer it and collect your hot coffee and a tropical fruit plate that smells like “vacation.” You slide open the balcony door to hear the sounds of waves and seagulls as you pull into port. It’s a bit chilly, so you grab your …

17 Best Cruise Shirts for Hardcore Cruising Fans

Best Cruise Shirts

Last sailing, I was wearing my “Muster Station: disrupting bar service since 1972” funny cruise shirt on Day 1 as I made my way to my emergency station. While climbing up the stairs, I had four fellow passengers and one cruise staff member comment on my shirt. And, countless others smiled as they passed me by. During the drill, my …

10 Most Purchased Cruise Accessories on Amazon

Cruise Accessories on Amazon

Amazon Cruise Accessories You’ll find tons of cruise accessories out there, from key card lanyards to selfie sticks. Many are bogus. But a handful of items can truly improve your vacation and should be included on your cruise essentials list. We have our own opinions on which cruise products are the most helpful. For this post, however, we’ll rely on …

99 Ocean Quotes that will give you Goose Bumps

Ocean Quotes Nautical Sayings

Cruise Quotes, Ocean Sayings & Nautical¬†Axioms We never need any added incentive to cruise, but these Ocean Quotes sure do excite us for our next sailing! You’ll find sayings from Whoopi Goldberg to Mark Twain. We even through in an Ocean Quote from The Princess Bride! For the true nautical fan out there, make sure to also check out our …