“I am your Captain Now” Cruise Shirt


While it’s likely this cruise t-shirt won’t get you into the Bridge, it’ll for sure assert your domination over most other parts of the ship. When wearing this official Cruise On Tee, you’ll notice that your bartender serves colder ice, comedian tells funnier jokes, and piano-man hits higher notes. Even inanimate objects extend a greater level of respect… towel animals are fluffier, elevators show up quicker and ice sculptures melt slower. You are the captain now and this is your shirt.

Cruise Shirt Highlights

  • Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 58% Cotton, 42% Polyester
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
  • When reading “I am your Captain Now,” make sure to use proper accent for full effect
  • Fit: Slim (consider ordering a larger size for a looser fit)
  • It’s highly recommended that t-shirt wearer grow a similar beard to the t-shirt for maximum impact
  • This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric


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