“Mermaids Love Mermosas” – Cruise Shirt

$24.99 $19.99

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Description

Everyone knows that mermaids require mermosas. Legend has it, Ariel wouldn’t even come on stage unless she’d thrown back a couple. In an exclusive interview with Sebastian, he was quoted as saying: “before Ariel had her ‘special breakfast,’ she was virtually indistinguishable from Ursula. But, a few mermosas in and she was the kind, sweet Ariel that the public knows and loves.” She’s our spirit-fish and this t-shirt is in her honor.

Cruise Shirt Highlights

  • Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 58% Cotton, 42%
  • Polyester
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
  • Customers report 74% more Mermaid-like abilities when wearing this t-shirt. Results not guaranteed given respondents likely consuming mermosas
  • From your favorite vacation accessory company, Cruise On. Each tee picked, packed and shipped by an actual mermaid
  • This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric
  • Fit: Slim (consider ordering a larger size for a looser fit)