“Take me to your Lido” – Funny Cruise Shirt

One time, a cruise ship’s captain was preparing for launch. From his perch atop the bridge, he used his binoculars to survey the scene. As he was giving his ship one last look-over, he saw a man boarding in this shirt. So impressed was he, that the captain personally went down and escorted the gentleman to the Lido Bar. He even bought his first round. The captain and the man became best friends and even co-authored a novel together. The novel was bad but the friendship.. the friendship was oh so good.

Cruise Shirt Highlights

• Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 58% Cotton, 42% Polyester
• Imported
• Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
• This shirt entitles the owner to colder ice and warmer smiles at the Lido Bar
• Fit: Slim (consider ordering a larger size for a looser fit)
• Made by your favorite Cruise Accessories brand, “Cruise On”
• This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric