“Thalassophile” Cruise Accessories T-Shirt


Hi, my name is Jeremy and I’m a thalassophile. It’s been 12 weeks since my last cruise. In the mornings, I’ll wake up expecting the sounds of wave crashing. Instead, I hear the Turnpike. I call my bedroom my “cabin.” I tried to make a towel animal and it slightly resembles a jellyfish. My attempts at ice-carving leave puddles of disappointment. I keep waiting for my steward to clean said puddles, but he never shows up. I am not fit for normal society. I’ve created this t-shirt to let others know of my affliction. My name is Jeremy and I am a thalassophile.

Cruise Shirt Highlights

  • Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 58% Cotton, 42%
  • Polyester
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
  • Men’s Official Cruise Accessory from your favorite Thalassophiles at Cruise On – an essential for all true cruise fans
  • Fit: Slim (consider ordering a larger size for a looser fit)
  • This funny Cruise T-Shirt will guarantee you make new ship mates on your next sailing!
  • This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric


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