“Thalassophile” Cruise Accessories T-Shirt
Hi, my name is Jeremy and I’m a thalassophile. It’s been 12 weeks since my last cruise. In the mornings, I’ll wake up expecting the sounds of wave crashing. Instead, I hear the Turnpike. I call my bedroom my “cabin.” I tried to make a towel animal and it slightly resembles a jellyfish. My attempts at ice-carving leave puddles of disappointment. I keep waiting for my steward to clean said puddles, but he never shows up. I am not fit for normal society. I’ve created this t-shirt to let others know of my affliction. My name is Jeremy and I am a thalassophile.
Cruise Shirt Highlights
- Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 58% Cotton, 42%
- Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat
- Men’s Official Cruise Accessory from your favorite Thalassophiles at Cruise On – an essential for all true cruise fans
- Fit: Slim (consider ordering a larger size for a looser fit)
- This funny Cruise T-Shirt will guarantee you make new ship mates on your next sailing!
- This premium t-shirt is made of lightweight fine jersey fabric